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Geek Fantasy Novel

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  • Product Details

    Author:
    Eliot Schrefer
    Format:
    Paperback
    Pages:
    320
    Publisher:
    Scholastic Inc. (January 26, 2016)
    Language:
    English
    Age Range:
    12 to 99
    Grade Level:
    7th Grade
    ISBN-13:
    9780545160414
    ISBN-10:
    0545160413
    Dimensions:
    5.25" x 8"
    Case Pack:
    48
    File:
    Eloquence-Scholastic_05022026_P10036466_onix30_Complete-20260501.xml
    Folder:
    Eloquence
    As low as:
    $7.69
    List Price:
    $9.99
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-SCH
    Discount Code:
    A
    Audience:
    Young adult
    Pub Discount:
    65
    Imprint:
    Scholastic Inc.
    Weight:
    16oz
  • Overview

    Be careful what you wish for. Really.Wishes are bad. Very bad.They can get you trapped in a fantasy world full of killer bunny rabbits, evil aunts, and bothersome bacteria, for example.But you already knew that, didn't you?Ralph, alas, does not. He's been asked to spend the summer with his strange British relatives at their old manor house in order to set up their Wi-Fi network. But there's much more to it than that, of course. It's just that nobody told Ralph. He's a gamer, sure. But this game is much stranger -- and funnier -- than anything manufactured by Nintendo.So put on your suit of armor. Take out your 20-sided die. Brush up on your warcraft. Or, at the very least, open up this book.Geek fantasy awaits!