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Football Jokes (350 Hilarious Quips, Zingers, and Belly Laughs)
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Product Details
Author:
Tom Rock, Rich Harris
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
144
Publisher:
Sports Publishing (August 26, 2025)
Language:
English
Audience:
General/trade
ISBN-13:
9781683584940
ISBN-10:
1683584945
Dimensions:
6" x 9" x 0.6"
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_07042026_P10292974_onix30_Complete-20260704.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$14.99
Case Pack:
36
As low as:
$11.54
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Pub Discount:
65
Weight:
14.4oz
Imprint:
Sports Publishing
Overview
In Football Jokes, Tom Rock has put together a list of the funniest, most humorous, side-stitching, belly busting, and toe-tickling list of comedic prose to keep you laughing throughout anything this amazing game can throw at you. From concise one-liners to fuller-length quips, Rock takes you from the sideline to the endzone and beyond. Some of the hundreds of jokes include:
- What is a football player’s favorite dessert? Any given sundae.
- Some of the very best football players are actually two-sport athletes. They are the Pro Bowlers.
- Why was the centipede banned from the football team? It took too long to tape his ankles.
- Where do NFL teams get their uniforms each year? New Jersey.
- Why didn’t Cinderella get any better at football? Because her coach was a pumpkin.
- Why don’t NFL players wear eyeglasses? Because football is a contact sport.
- What’s a football player’s favorite part of a joke? The punt-line.
- And many more!
