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First Timer's Kit (The Safe, Effective Way to Lose Your Virginity)
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Product Details
Author:
Eric Ryland Horner
Format:
Cards
Pages:
96
Publisher:
Quirk Books (July 1, 2008)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9781594742675
ISBN-10:
1594742677
Weight:
0.43oz
Dimensions:
3.65" x 4.99" x 1.89"
Case Pack:
32
File:
Eloquence-SimonAMP_07012026_P10277614_onix30_Complete-20260701.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$14.95
As low as:
$11.51
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
QuickShip:
Yes
Audience:
General/trade
Pub Discount:
65
Imprint:
Quirk Books
Overview
Inside:
• 10 Heroes of Intercourse Cards
• Comprehensive Textbook
• 10 Sexual Position Cards
• Diploma (Suitable For Framing)
First Timer’s Kit May Cause the Following Side Effects:
Fatigue, numbness in extremities, unexpected lactation, mood swings, fever, ennui, nostalgia, cotton mouth, dropsy, banal dinner conversation, shin splints, nausea, dizziness, ringing in the ears, shortness of breath, dyspepsia, hot flashes, abdominal pain, lingering malaise, nosebleeds, stigmata, mossiness, bossa nova influenced heart palpitations, sluggishness, bad breath, excessive sassiness, vertigo, clammy palms, envy, the heebie jeebies, itchy teeth, ESP, memories you thought long forgotten, sleepiness at small print, phantom pain in your umbilical cord, buyer’s remorse, depression, elation, confusion, consternation, sensitivity to the the light, uncontrollable erections, or superpowers.
• 10 Heroes of Intercourse Cards
• Comprehensive Textbook
• 10 Sexual Position Cards
• Diploma (Suitable For Framing)
First Timer’s Kit May Cause the Following Side Effects:
Fatigue, numbness in extremities, unexpected lactation, mood swings, fever, ennui, nostalgia, cotton mouth, dropsy, banal dinner conversation, shin splints, nausea, dizziness, ringing in the ears, shortness of breath, dyspepsia, hot flashes, abdominal pain, lingering malaise, nosebleeds, stigmata, mossiness, bossa nova influenced heart palpitations, sluggishness, bad breath, excessive sassiness, vertigo, clammy palms, envy, the heebie jeebies, itchy teeth, ESP, memories you thought long forgotten, sleepiness at small print, phantom pain in your umbilical cord, buyer’s remorse, depression, elation, confusion, consternation, sensitivity to the the light, uncontrollable erections, or superpowers.
