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Everywhere Isn't Texas (A Novel)

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Expected release date is Jun 8th 2027
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  • Product Details

    Author:
    August Ponthier
    Format:
    Hardcover
    Pages:
    320
    Publisher:
    Penguin Publishing Group (June 8, 2027)
    Imprint:
    Dutton
    Release Date:
    June 8, 2027
    Language:
    English
    Audience:
    General/trade
    ISBN-13:
    9798217186419
    Weight:
    17.58oz
    Dimensions:
    6" x 9" x 0.8125"
    File:
    RandomHouse-PRH_Book_Company_PRH_PRT_Onix_full_active_D20261004T130202_158010523-20261004.xml
    Folder:
    RandomHouse
    List Price:
    $32.00
    Country of Origin:
    United States
    Pub Discount:
    65
    Case Pack:
    12
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    $24.64
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-RH
    Discount Code:
    A
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    Yes
  • Overview

    The Twilight Zone meets I Saw the TV Glow in this speculative, horror-tinged, coming-of-age novel about a young queer woman who is drawn into a hub between dimensions through a mysterious TV.

    Cowboy, a queer TV repair store employee, lives a lonely existence in 1980s Sterling, a Texas town where life revolves around the local megachurch. So when she’s tricked into buying a huge number of junk TVs for the repair shop by a church-affiliated MLM saleswoman, Cowboy has no choice—and nothing better to do—but to try and fix them.

    One night, a beguiling man named Al Bones reveals himself in one of the TVs, offering Cowboy a way out of Sterling: follow him through the screen to another dimension called Nowhereland. Full of intoxicating alternate universes, much like the fantastical B movies Cowboy watches, Nowhereland is a place for the outcasts and misfits. Misfits like Cowboy.

    But there’s a catch: To get this coveted ticket to Nowhereland, Cowboy must kidnap the megachurch’s hypocritical pastor and bring him to Al Bones. What lengths will Cowboy go to for a shot at a new life? And can she really leave her home behind?