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Effin' Birds Affirmation Deck (52 Reminders That You Are the Greatest Motherf*cker Ever (Affirmation Cards))
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$22.00
| Expected release date is Jun 8th 2027 |
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Product Details
Author:
Aaron Reynolds
Format:
Cards
Pages:
52
Publisher:
Clarkson Potter/Ten Speed (June 8, 2027)
Imprint:
Clarkson Potter
Release Date:
June 8, 2027
Language:
English
Audience:
General/trade
ISBN-13:
9798217036813
Weight:
5oz
Dimensions:
4.75" x 6.75"
File:
RandomHouse-PRH_Book_Company_PRH_PRT_Onix_delta_active_D20260916T011525_157886312-20260916.xml
Folder:
RandomHouse
List Price:
$22.00
Country of Origin:
China
Pub Discount:
65
Case Pack:
32
As low as:
$16.94
Publisher Identifier:
P-RH
Discount Code:
A
QuickShip:
Yes
Overview
Don’t forget that you are truly the greatest motherducker alive. This deck of 52 affirmation cards features vintage artwork of birds sharing positive messages in the rudest ways possible.
The Effin’ Birds Affirmation Deck features full-color artwork of fowl-mouthed birds saying reassuring things, like "Yesterday can go suck butts" and "The opposite of ‘live and learn’ is ‘die an idiot.’"
The fifty-two cards (4" x 5") offer a unique message for every week of the year, and the included wooden stand makes it easy to display a card—look to it whenever you need a pick-me-up. Whether you want to start your morning with a sweary reflection, or if you’re simply tired of decorating your spaces with boring photos of your stupid vacations, the Effin’ Birds Affirmation Deck will help you feel motivated, inspired, and grateful that birds can’t actually speak English. It’s like therapy, but cheaper.
The Effin’ Birds Affirmation Deck features full-color artwork of fowl-mouthed birds saying reassuring things, like "Yesterday can go suck butts" and "The opposite of ‘live and learn’ is ‘die an idiot.’"
The fifty-two cards (4" x 5") offer a unique message for every week of the year, and the included wooden stand makes it easy to display a card—look to it whenever you need a pick-me-up. Whether you want to start your morning with a sweary reflection, or if you’re simply tired of decorating your spaces with boring photos of your stupid vacations, the Effin’ Birds Affirmation Deck will help you feel motivated, inspired, and grateful that birds can’t actually speak English. It’s like therapy, but cheaper.
