Effin' Birds: 100 Postcards
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| Expected release date is Oct 20th 2026 |
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Product Details
Author:
Aaron Reynolds
Format:
Cards
Pages:
100
Publisher:
Clarkson Potter/Ten Speed (October 20, 2026)
Imprint:
Clarkson Potter
Release Date:
October 20, 2026
Language:
English
Audience:
General/trade
ISBN-13:
9798217035618
Weight:
5oz
Dimensions:
4.5" x 6.25"
File:
RandomHouse-PRH_Book_Company_PRH_PRT_Onix_delta_active_D20260429T235100_156047657-20260429.xml
Folder:
RandomHouse
List Price:
$22.00
Country of Origin:
China
Pub Discount:
65
Case Pack:
12
As low as:
$16.94
Publisher Identifier:
P-RH
Discount Code:
A
QuickShip:
Yes
Overview
Send humorous messages to your loved ones or insult your enemies with this box of 100 postcards that pairs artwork of highly distinguished birds with the dirtiest words in the English language.
Thanks to bestselling author Aaron Reynolds' translations of the inner monologues of North American birds, our understanding of these magnificent animals has grown tenfold. It turns out that every squawk, chirp, and crow was either an expletive-ridden gripe or a jab that would make your grandmother blush. Now, the musings of our avian overlords are immortalized in Effin’ Birds: 100 Postcards.
Each of the fifty snarky designs repeats once, so that you have plenty of postcards to send or save. Whether you’re mailing rude messages to loved ones, ornithologists, and elected officials, or simply saving the artwork to use as gift tags, in craft projects, or lord knows what else, this is exactly the box of postcards you need right effin’ now.
Thanks to bestselling author Aaron Reynolds' translations of the inner monologues of North American birds, our understanding of these magnificent animals has grown tenfold. It turns out that every squawk, chirp, and crow was either an expletive-ridden gripe or a jab that would make your grandmother blush. Now, the musings of our avian overlords are immortalized in Effin’ Birds: 100 Postcards.
Each of the fifty snarky designs repeats once, so that you have plenty of postcards to send or save. Whether you’re mailing rude messages to loved ones, ornithologists, and elected officials, or simply saving the artwork to use as gift tags, in craft projects, or lord knows what else, this is exactly the box of postcards you need right effin’ now.
