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Don't Hug Me, We're Married

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  • Product Details

    Author:
    Phil Olson, Paul Olson
    Format:
    Paperback
    Pages:
    104
    Publisher:
    Concord Theatricals (June 1, 2015)
    Language:
    English
    Audience:
    General/trade
    ISBN-13:
    9780573704185
    ISBN-10:
    057370418X
    File:
    CONSORTIUM-Metadata_Only_Consortium_Customer_Group_Metadata_20260612161708-20260612.xml
    Folder:
    CONSORTIUM
    List Price:
    $19.00
    Country of Origin:
    United States
    Case Pack:
    3
    As low as:
    $17.10
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-PER
    Discount Code:
    G
    Pub Discount:
    40
    Weight:
    3.84oz
    Imprint:
    Concord Theatricals
  • Overview

    Don't Hug Me We're Married takes place in a small north woods bar in Bunyan Bay Minnesota. Gunner and Clara Johnson are owners of the bar they've been married "a long time " the romance has left the marriage and Clara would like to get it back. When Gunner finds a pamphlet that Clara was hiding for "Divorce Fantasy Camp " he realizes he needs to do something to convince his wife he's a good husband. At the same time Bernice the pretty waitress gets engaged to Aarvid a karaoke sale