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DIVORCE IS THE NEW BLACK (F*ck Off, I'm Coloring My Way to a New Life)
| Expected release date is Jul 7th 2026 |
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- 1-Color Imprint: $2.00 ea.
- Promo-Page Insert: $2.50 ea. (full-color printed, single-sided page)
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- Set-Up Charge: $45 per decoration
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Product Details
Overview
A hilariously snarky, stress-relieving coloring book for anyone rebuilding their life—boldly, joyfully, and with better hair than before.
Divorce may not have been on your vision board, but here you are—alive, luminous, and one coloring page away from emotional liberation. DIVORCE IS THE NEW BLACK: F*ck Off, I’m Coloring My Way to a New Life is the laugh-out-loud, gloriously cathartic companion for every woman navigating the wild terrain of reinvention.
Featuring 52 intricately designed, artist-level coloring pages, this book transforms heartbreak, paperwork, and questionable exes into something far more delightful: creative therapy with bite. Week by week, you’ll color your way through the full midlife glow-up—rage, relief, epiphanies, rediscovered joy, and the heady thrill of realizing you get the whole bed now.
Each page blends lush, imaginative artwork with wickedly funny captions—perfect for group chats, gal pal nights, or solo evenings with a good drink and better boundaries. Whether you’re newly single, almost free, “divorced in my heart,” or just supporting someone who deserves the world, these pages deliver a potent mix of humor, beauty, and emotional release.
Inside, you’ll find:
✨ 52 highly detailed, stress-relief designs ranging from triumphant phoenixes to glam goddesses, retro revenge fantasies, and symbolic scenes of freedom and fresh starts.
✨ Snarky, empowering one-liners celebrating resilience, reinvention, and reclaiming your damn sparkle.
✨ Themes for every stage of the journey—from paperwork purgatory to boundary victory laps, financial glow-ups, solo celebrations, and the emotional renaissance that comes after letting go.
Perfect for fans of snarky adult coloring books, Nora Ephron-style humor, midlife reinvention stories, and anyone who could use a beautiful, therapeutic laugh.
This isn’t just a coloring book.
It’s a weekly ritual.
A reset button.
A portal to your next chapter.
Color the rage.
Color the joy.
Color the woman you’re becoming.
They got half the assets—
You get the whole new era.
