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Dirtbag Astrology (Sign-by-Sign No-Filter Cosmic Truths)
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Product Details
Author:
Alberto Toribio
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
192
Publisher:
Union Square & Co. (June 28, 2022)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9781454945529
ISBN-10:
1454945524
Dimensions:
5.3" x 7.25"
File:
hbgusa-hbgusa_onix30_P8888853_07282025-20250728.xml
Folder:
hbgusa
List Price:
$14.99
As low as:
$11.54
Publisher Identifier:
P-HACH
Discount Code:
A
Case Pack:
40
QuickShip:
Yes
Audience:
General/trade
Country of Origin:
China
Pub Discount:
65
Imprint:
Sterling Ethos
Weight:
9.5oz
Overview
A no-holds-barred, medium-spicy, cosmic truth bomb from the Dirtbag Astrologer himself!
Astrology--what is it good for? According to Alberto Toribio, The Dirtbag Astrologer, this ancient art is best for getting laid, destroying your enemies, and improving your life. Not necessarily in that order. But maybe in that order? Toribio guides readers through the horrible ins and outs of the twelve sun signs, from Cancer the Simp to Aggro Aries. You will feel attacked, and you will laugh bitterly about the signs of your exes, and afterwards, you will follow Toribio through the whats and whys of Moon and Rising Signs, Houses, Transits, and other crucial information that will lay bare your emotional truths and maybe elicit a giggle or two. Follow along for this lovingly degenerate handbook to the stars from an astrologer who will give you the hard truths, even when it hurts (especially when it hurts).
Astrology--what is it good for? According to Alberto Toribio, The Dirtbag Astrologer, this ancient art is best for getting laid, destroying your enemies, and improving your life. Not necessarily in that order. But maybe in that order? Toribio guides readers through the horrible ins and outs of the twelve sun signs, from Cancer the Simp to Aggro Aries. You will feel attacked, and you will laugh bitterly about the signs of your exes, and afterwards, you will follow Toribio through the whats and whys of Moon and Rising Signs, Houses, Transits, and other crucial information that will lay bare your emotional truths and maybe elicit a giggle or two. Follow along for this lovingly degenerate handbook to the stars from an astrologer who will give you the hard truths, even when it hurts (especially when it hurts).








