Divorce Me, Darling
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Product Details
Author:
David Bottrell, Jessie Jones
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
70
Publisher:
Concord Theatricals (March 20, 2026)
Imprint:
Concord Theatricals
Language:
English
Audience:
General/trade
ISBN-13:
9780822213031
ISBN-10:
0822213036
Weight:
2.88oz
Dimensions:
8" x 5"
File:
CONSORTIUM-Metadata_Only_Consortium_Customer_Group_Metadata_20260611161618-20260611.xml
Folder:
CONSORTIUM
List Price:
$19.00
Country of Origin:
United States
Case Pack:
3
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$14.63
Publisher Identifier:
P-PER
Discount Code:
A
Overview
In the Baptist backwoods of the Bible Belt, the beleaguered Turpin family proves that living and dying in the South are seldom tidy and always hilarious. Despite their earnest efforts to pull themselves together for their father's funeral, the Turpin's other problems keep overshadowing the solemn occasion: Firstborn Ray-Bud drinks himself silly as the funeral bills mount; Junior, the younger son, is juggling financial ruin, a pack of no-neck monster kids, and a wife who suspects him of infidelity in the family car; their spinster sister, Delightful, copes with death as she does life, by devouring junk food; and all the neighbors add more than two cents.
Amidst the chaos, the family turns for comfort to their friends and neighbors, an eccentric community of misfits who just manage to pull together and help each other through their hours of need, and finally, the funeral.








