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Dear Humans, We Stole Your Crayon!
| Expected release date is May 4th 2027 |
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Product Details
Overview
On a mission to discover and retrieve the most advanced technology in the universe, Zimothy and Meep know there is only one place to go: Earth! When the curious aliens land their spaceship in an empty elementary school classroom, they find a most strange and wonderful object called a “crayon." What is this amazing thing that can make any thought appear on paper? How does it work? What is this feeling that it makes them feel?
Through hilarious trial and error, Zimothy and Meep attempt to understand the crayon’s energy source. But when their experiments go awry, the Earth artifact collectors make an even bigger discovery. This funny, perspective-twisting picture book is the perfect way to celebrate the power of simplicity, imagination, and all things analog.
Bright, neon orange special effects on the cover and throughout, plus a surprise gatefold scene, add to the interstellar fun.
