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Dear Earthling (Cosmic Correspondent)
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Product Details
Author:
Pen Avey, Pen Avey
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
116
Publisher:
Common Deer Press (December 10, 2018)
Imprint:
Common Deer Press
Language:
English
Audience:
Children/juvenile
Age Range:
8 to 12
Grade Level:
3rd Grade to 6th Grade
ISBN-13:
9781988761268
ISBN-10:
1988761263
Weight:
4.48oz
Dimensions:
5.5" x 8.32" x 0.4"
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_07042026_P10292974_onix30_Complete-20260704.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$7.99
Pub Discount:
65
Series:
Dear Earthling
Case Pack:
80
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$6.15
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Overview
Meet Dethbert Jones
Dethbert Jones is your average ten-year-old – only he lives on the planet Crank with his pet chicken-snail, Precious, and his robot best friend Andi Social. When he and Andi join the Space Cadets, a Scouts-like organization, they are totally smooshed at the prospect of going to Space Camp where they'll learn to pilot a real shuttlecraft and disintegrate weapons of mass destruction.
To earn his cosmic correspondent badge, Dethbert begins writing to an earthling – and boy, does he have a lot to write about!
Between questions about Earth food, culture, and activities, Dethbert recounts his experiences attempting to avoid his horrible little sister, impress his animal-obsessed crush, and fly a space shuttle.
Misadventures – from hairy ankles to crash landings – abound, but Dethbert's curiosity and enthusiasm can't be crushed, not by anything in this galaxy, anyway!
Dethbert Jones is your average ten-year-old – only he lives on the planet Crank with his pet chicken-snail, Precious, and his robot best friend Andi Social. When he and Andi join the Space Cadets, a Scouts-like organization, they are totally smooshed at the prospect of going to Space Camp where they'll learn to pilot a real shuttlecraft and disintegrate weapons of mass destruction.
To earn his cosmic correspondent badge, Dethbert begins writing to an earthling – and boy, does he have a lot to write about!
Between questions about Earth food, culture, and activities, Dethbert recounts his experiences attempting to avoid his horrible little sister, impress his animal-obsessed crush, and fly a space shuttle.
Misadventures – from hairy ankles to crash landings – abound, but Dethbert's curiosity and enthusiasm can't be crushed, not by anything in this galaxy, anyway!
