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Dad Jokes (More Than 400 Unbearable, Groan-Inducing One-Liners Sure to Make You the Deadliest Dad With a Pun)

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  • Product Details

    Author:
    Joe Kerz
    Format:
    Hardcover
    Pages:
    144
    Publisher:
    Racehorse (June 5, 2018)
    Language:
    English
    ISBN-13:
    9781631583728
    ISBN-10:
    1631583727
    Case Pack:
    36
    File:
    Eloquence-SimonSchuster_04022026_P9912986_onix30_Complete-20260402.xml
    Folder:
    Eloquence
    List Price:
    $9.99
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    $7.69
    Weight:
    8.8oz
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-SS
    Discount Code:
    A
    Dimensions:
    5" x 7" x 0.8"
    Audience:
    General/trade
    Pub Discount:
    65
    Imprint:
    Racehorse
  • Overview

    Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona.

    This comedic canon compiles more than four hundred of the best pseudo-witty quips so that dads can hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as:
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  • Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
  • How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
  • What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
  • What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!
  • And many other gut-busting groaners for your amusement!

    With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the ultimate jokester and the master of all things punny—or just keep it for yourself.