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Curses and Blessings for All Occasions

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  • Product Details

    Author:
    Bradley Trevor Greive
    Format:
    Hardcover
    Pages:
    72
    Publisher:
    Andrews McMeel Publishing (July 31, 2012)
    Language:
    English
    ISBN-13:
    9781449414849
    ISBN-10:
    1449414842
    Weight:
    5.76oz
    Dimensions:
    5.4" x 5.5" x 0.5"
    Case Pack:
    90
    File:
    Eloquence-SimonAMP_11012023_124421_onix21_Complete-20231101.xml
    Folder:
    Eloquence
    As low as:
    $7.69
    List Price:
    $9.99
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-SS
    Discount Code:
    A
    Pub Discount:
    65
  • Overview

    International best-selling author Bradley Trevor Greive has a proven track record with more than 20 million books sold in 115 countries. BTG brings his trademark witty and engaging style to Curses and Blessings For All Occasions, the perfect humorous gift book that can lend itself to any circumstance or event.

    May your yogurt be teeming with bacteria. International best-selling author Bradley Trevor Greive bestows this blessing on readers and many more in his newest gift book, Curses and Blessing For All Occasions. Mixed in are as many respectable curses for good measure. Witty, warm, and engaging, BTG brings his trademark style to this humorously twisted book for all events, circumstances, and occasions.

    Blessings include:

    * May your excuses for avoiding tedious social engagements always sound credible.

    * May your blocked pores be licked clean by angels.

    * May your corpse be museum worthy.

    Curses include:

    * May small dogs exploit all your insecurities.

    * May a bomber formation of incontinent geese fly over your sunroof.

    * May all dairy items in your fridge be of questionable vintage.