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Crap Divination (The Dark Art of Reading Dark Marks: How to Interpret Toilet Runes)

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  • Product Details

    Author:
    Pyramid
    Format:
    Hardcover
    Pages:
    80
    Publisher:
    Octopus Books (October 19, 2021)
    Language:
    English
    ISBN-13:
    9780753734674
    ISBN-10:
    0753734672
    Dimensions:
    4.4" x 6.75" x 0.5"
    File:
    hbgusa-hbgusa_onix21_P5598787_10172022-20221017.xml
    Folder:
    hbgusa
    List Price:
    $8.99
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    $6.92
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-HACH
    Discount Code:
    A
    Weight:
    5.6oz
    Case Pack:
    68
    Pub Discount:
    65
  • Overview

    A hilarious guide to unlocking the hidden messages left behind in your toilet bowl

    This easy-to-follow-through guide lifts the lid on toilet marks and unlocks the secret of your secretions.

    A divination guide for bowel-on-bowl action, this book will develop your innate intuition skills and reveal the mysteries of symbolics.

    But this is not just symbolics; this is some really deep sh*t.

    Within these pages lies the turd-teller's Tarot, the butt-bean favomancer's friend, the smelly-pebble pessomancer's pamphlet: this truly is crap divination.