Crap Divination (The Dark Art of Reading Dark Marks: How to Interpret Toilet Runes)
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Product Details
Author:
Pyramid
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
80
Publisher:
Octopus Books (October 19, 2021)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9780753734674
ISBN-10:
0753734672
Dimensions:
4.4" x 6.75" x 0.5"
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List Price:
$8.99
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Publisher Identifier:
P-HACH
Discount Code:
A
Weight:
5.6oz
Case Pack:
68
Pub Discount:
65
Overview
A hilarious guide to unlocking the hidden messages left behind in your toilet bowl
This easy-to-follow-through guide lifts the lid on toilet marks and unlocks the secret of your secretions.
A divination guide for bowel-on-bowl action, this book will develop your innate intuition skills and reveal the mysteries of symbolics.
But this is not just symbolics; this is some really deep sh*t.
Within these pages lies the turd-teller's Tarot, the butt-bean favomancer's friend, the smelly-pebble pessomancer's pamphlet: this truly is crap divination.
This easy-to-follow-through guide lifts the lid on toilet marks and unlocks the secret of your secretions.
A divination guide for bowel-on-bowl action, this book will develop your innate intuition skills and reveal the mysteries of symbolics.
But this is not just symbolics; this is some really deep sh*t.
Within these pages lies the turd-teller's Tarot, the butt-bean favomancer's friend, the smelly-pebble pessomancer's pamphlet: this truly is crap divination.








