Cranky the Snowman
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Product Details
Overview
Meet Cranky—The Grinch meets Frosty, with a whole lot of attitude!
When Cranky the Snowman comes to life, it’s a full-on winter disaster. Raised from the icy depths of the local dump (because, where else?), Cranky’s idea of spreading holiday cheer involves a little chaos... and a lot of naughty behavior. Instead of building snow forts or having snowball fights, Cranky drives an ice cream truck and raises the prices, shuts down the town’s Wi-Fi, and—get this—he even chops down his neighbor’s Christmas tree! (We told you he’s cranky.)
Rhyme, rhythm, and mischief galore!
From the moment Cranky hits the streets, it’s an all-out snowstorm of trouble. The town’s residents are absolutely up in arms—who can stop this frosty menace before things really get out of hand? But after Cranky is arrested, a shocking twist leaves us with… just a puddle in his jail cell.
What happened to Cranky? Did he melt? Escape? Head for a vacation in the tropics? We may never know… but one thing’s for sure—you’ll be laughing all the way through this hilarious, frosty tale!
️ Cranky the Snowman features:
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Outrageously funny text and illustrations
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A rhyming story that’s as cool as Cranky’s attitude
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Wacky antics from the least festive snowman ever
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A surprise ending that will leave kids wondering: Is Cranky gone for good?
Art? As cool as a double-scoop of caramel ice cream on a scorching-hot day.
Funny? You bet!
Grab this book before it melts—Cranky’s time is limited, and he’s bound to leave a trail of laughter (and possibly some snowflakes) in his wake!
