Cancel Your Plans (Cozy Poems by Cats)
| Expected release date is Sep 15th 2026 |
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Product Details
Overview
Curl up with this purrrfectly cozy collection of poems written by cats, from the author of the beloved and bestselling I Could Pee on This series.
Cats will let you know when they want you to stay put and get comfortable. Whether it’s with a deep purr, by making biscuits or dreaming contentedly in your lap, or by finding a way to sit on your head in bed, they have made their plans, which means you’ll need to cancel yours.
Of all the feline love languages (slow blinks, being closely underfoot, knocking over mugs), one of the deepest is poetry. Ever observant, cat poets offer new classics in verse in this collection, such as “Our Space,” “Snugglier,” “I Shove My Head into Your Shoe,” “Recipe for the Perfect Cat Loaf,” and “SO. MANY. PILLOWS.” This lyrical combination of affection and cattitude—illustrated by adorable cat photos—is catnip for cozy readers and cat lovers alike.
IDEAL GIFT FOR CAT LOVERS: The humor in the poems is based on universal experiences shared by all cats and their owners. For that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life, this poetry book makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone obsessed with their pet.
MINI COFFEE TABLE BOOK: Enchant visitors with this hand-held volume of the best cat poetry, sure to delight book lovers and humor enthusiasts alike.
CAT PHOTOS GALORE: Illustrated by a collection of feline models striking poses that are charming, affectionate, standoffish, and just plain silly, this whimsical poetry book reveals kitties at their most lovable.
Perfect for:
- Lovers of cats and cat stuff of all kinds
- Fans of I Could Pee on This
- Gift-giving for seasonal holidays in the fall and winter months, Valentine's Day, Galentine's Day, birthdays, the spring snuggle season, or any occasion that could use a little kitty wit and love
- Readers who love funny books about (or by) cats
