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Call Me When You're Dead (A Novel)

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  • Product Details

    Author:
    A. R. Taylor
    Format:
    Paperback
    Pages:
    368
    Publisher:
    She Writes Press (September 6, 2022)
    Language:
    English
    ISBN-13:
    9781647422233
    ISBN-10:
    164742223X
    Weight:
    17.44oz
    Dimensions:
    5.5" x 8.5" x 0.8"
    File:
    Eloquence-SimonSchuster_09032026_P10573212_onix30_Complete-20260903.xml
    Folder:
    Eloquence
    List Price:
    $17.95
    Pub Discount:
    65
    Case Pack:
    20
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    $13.82
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-SS
    Discount Code:
    A
    Imprint:
    She Writes Press
  • Overview

    Call Me When You're Dead is a darkly comic novel about payback gone wild, gone sour, maybe even sweet. “If anything bad happens to me, I want you to get him.” That's what Eleanor Birch’s glamorous friend Sasha Cole requests of her during a New York City dinner one hot August night. Something bad does happen, and Eleanor is forced to become another person altogether in the wilds of Manhattan, acting as her own little Pygmalion in the harsh world of advertising and its remorseless denizens. How she triumphs, and how her prey becomes first her ally and then her lover, makes her journey a tragic romp, a hilarious disaster, and even an all-out farce—but one with very serious consequences.