Brocabulary (The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk)
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Product Details
Overview
Bro-cab-u-lary (n.): A revolutionary new lexicon for bonding with your bros
Put down your BlackBerry, you PDA-hole, and step into the testosterzone with Brocabulary. Wax fandiloquent about your favorite team or have a fargone-versation at the bar. Brocabulary leaves the vagibberish to the chicks and shows you how to:
- Define your stripping point (the precise number of Jäger shots it takes to make a woman want to get naked with you).
- Conceal a bangover after a night of excessive sex.
- Elect yourself the next Abraham Drinkin' and make an Inebriation Proclamation ("Four whores and seven beers ago . . .").
Stop brocrastinating!
It's time to become everyone's guydol by leaving your mark on dudescussions for generations to come.








