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Being Pregnant is Like Having Company for Nine Months (And 174 Other Laughs (Because You'll Need Them) for the Mom to Be)

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  • Product Details

    Author:
    Linda Perret, Gene Perret, Adam Eastburn
    Format:
    Paperback
    Pages:
    184
    Publisher:
    Familius (April 4, 2017)
    Language:
    English
    Audience:
    General/trade
    ISBN-13:
    9781944822873
    ISBN-10:
    1944822879
    Weight:
    9.6oz
    Dimensions:
    6" x 6" x 0.8"
    File:
    Eloquence-HNA_05022026_P10035510_onix30_Complete-20260501.xml
    Folder:
    Eloquence
    List Price:
    $12.99
    Pub Discount:
    65
    Series:
    Perret's Joke Book Series
    Case Pack:
    40
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    $10.00
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-ABRAMS
    Discount Code:
    A
    Imprint:
    Familius
  • Overview

    From the moment you hear you’re going to be a mother, you’ll enter into a brand new world that you never imagined. Your daily tasks will be consumed with complex engineering (trying to figure out how to buckle your child’s car seat), counseling (healing emotional stress caused by endless boo-boos), learning a foreign language (Braxton-Hicks, teething ring, nasal aspirator, and onesie, just to name a few), and nighttime navigating (Do you remember what 3 a.m. looks like? If not, you will!)

    This humorous look at the journey through motherhood will keep you laughing and crying at the greatest adventure you’ll ever take.