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Baseball's Best Excuses (Hilarious Excuses Every Baseball Player Should Know)
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Product Details
Author:
Joshua Shifrin
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
152
Publisher:
Skyhorse (May 2, 2023)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9781510775848
ISBN-10:
1510775846
Dimensions:
5" x 7" x 0.6"
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_08052026_P10441858_onix30_Complete-20260805.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$12.99
Case Pack:
36
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$10.00
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Weight:
9.6oz
Audience:
General/trade
Pub Discount:
65
Imprint:
Skyhorse
Series:
Best Excuses
Overview
Explain away your bad at-bats and imperfect pitches—and have your friends laugh at the same time!
In Baseball's Best Excuses, author Joshua Shifrin takes a witty approach in helping baseball players make sense of their worst days on the diamond. The next time a player leads his or her team in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful performance with “The guy batting after me is terrible.” Or after a bad pitching outing, players might try to explain the mishap with, “I couldn’t control my fastball."
Shifrin has crafted loads of funny—but all-too-real—excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include:
In Baseball's Best Excuses, author Joshua Shifrin takes a witty approach in helping baseball players make sense of their worst days on the diamond. The next time a player leads his or her team in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful performance with “The guy batting after me is terrible.” Or after a bad pitching outing, players might try to explain the mishap with, “I couldn’t control my fastball."
Shifrin has crafted loads of funny—but all-too-real—excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include:
- The pitcher was taking too much time between pitches.
- The fans behind home plate were distracting.
- I’m not used to the dimensions in this park.
- The manager had me playing out of position.
- And many more!








