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Product Details
Author:
H. W. Crocker
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
256
Publisher:
Skyhorse Publishing (August 14, 2018)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9781621577119
ISBN-10:
1621577112
Weight:
15.44oz
Dimensions:
6" x 9" x 0.9"
Case Pack:
12
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_08052026_P10441858_onix30_Complete-20260805.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$27.99
As low as:
$21.55
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Series:
Custer of the West Series
Audience:
General/trade
Pub Discount:
65
Imprint:
Regnery Fiction
Overview
"Delightfully funny alternative history." —WINSTON GROOM, bestselling author of Forrest Gump and El Paso
"Droll satire, this is the West as it might have been if the Sioux hadn't saved us." —STEPHEN COONTS, bestselling author of Flight of the Intruder and Liberty's Last Stand
"Crocker has created a hilarious hero for the ages."—ROB LONG, Emmy and Golden Globes nominated screenwriter and co-executive producer of Cheers
"Sly and funny." —City Journal
"A hilarious adventure." —The American Spectator
"If you like learning history while laughing, you'll like this book...marvelous satire." — DAVID LIMBAUGH, bestselling author of Jesus is Risen, The True Jesus and The Great Destroyer: Barack Obama's War on the Republic
What if Custer survived the Battle of the Little Bighorn?
What if he became a gun-for-hire?
And what if he made common cause with a troupe of cancan dancers, Chinese acrobats, an eyepatch-wearing rebel cardsharp, and a multilingual Crow scout?
Eager to clear his name from the ignominy of his last stand - but forced to do so incognito, under the clever pseudonym Armstrong - Custer comes across evildoings in the mysterious Montana town of Bloody Gulch, which a ruthless Indian trader runs as his own personal fiefdom, with rumors of muder, slavery, and buried treasure.
Armstrong is a rip-roaring tale of action, adventure, and hilarity as the ridiculously handsome, astonishingly brave, and highly susceptible milk-drinking cavalryman travels through the untamed West.
The Custer of the West Series begins here — and it's a wild ride you won't want to miss.
"Droll satire, this is the West as it might have been if the Sioux hadn't saved us." —STEPHEN COONTS, bestselling author of Flight of the Intruder and Liberty's Last Stand
"Crocker has created a hilarious hero for the ages."—ROB LONG, Emmy and Golden Globes nominated screenwriter and co-executive producer of Cheers
"Sly and funny." —City Journal
"A hilarious adventure." —The American Spectator
"If you like learning history while laughing, you'll like this book...marvelous satire." — DAVID LIMBAUGH, bestselling author of Jesus is Risen, The True Jesus and The Great Destroyer: Barack Obama's War on the Republic
What if Custer survived the Battle of the Little Bighorn?
What if he became a gun-for-hire?
And what if he made common cause with a troupe of cancan dancers, Chinese acrobats, an eyepatch-wearing rebel cardsharp, and a multilingual Crow scout?
Eager to clear his name from the ignominy of his last stand - but forced to do so incognito, under the clever pseudonym Armstrong - Custer comes across evildoings in the mysterious Montana town of Bloody Gulch, which a ruthless Indian trader runs as his own personal fiefdom, with rumors of muder, slavery, and buried treasure.
Armstrong is a rip-roaring tale of action, adventure, and hilarity as the ridiculously handsome, astonishingly brave, and highly susceptible milk-drinking cavalryman travels through the untamed West.
The Custer of the West Series begins here — and it's a wild ride you won't want to miss.
