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All Panic No Disco (Existential Crisis Embroidery for Your Inner Critter)

List Price: $22.99
SKU:
9798881606473
Quantity:
Minimum Purchase
25 unit(s)
Expected release date is Aug 25th 2026
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  • 1-Color Imprint: $2.00 ea.
  • Promo-Page Insert: $2.50 ea. (full-color printed, single-sided page)
  • Belly-Band Wrap: $2.50 ea. (full-color printed)
  • Set-Up Charge: $45 per decoration
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  • Product Details

    Author:
    Emily Wall
    Format:
    Paperback
    Pages:
    272
    Publisher:
    Andrews McMeel Publishing (August 25, 2026)
    Imprint:
    Andrews McMeel Publishing
    Release Date:
    August 25, 2026
    Language:
    English
    Audience:
    General/trade
    ISBN-13:
    9798881606473
    Weight:
    1.46oz
    Dimensions:
    8" x 8" x 0.85"
    File:
    Eloquence-SimonAMP_07012026_P10277614_onix30_Complete-20260701.xml
    Folder:
    Eloquence
    List Price:
    $22.99
    Pub Discount:
    65
    Case Pack:
    24
    As low as:
    $17.70
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-SS
    Discount Code:
    A
  • Overview

    Embrace the chaos of life with twenty hilariously cute embroidery patterns starring anxious raccoons, possums, and other critters who are also going through it.

    This collection is for anyone who’s ever said “it is what it is” while actively spiraling. Whether you’re mid crash-out or just need a moment of self-care, you can stitch your own relatable critter from twenty designs that perfectly capture the mood.

    With clear, encouraging guidance from Emily Wall of The Artful Possum, these patterns suit beginners and experts alike. Fan favorites include:
    • Panic at the Desk-o
    • Persistent Possum
    • Life is a Party… and I’m the Piñata
    • I Need a Hedge-Hug

    Grab a hoop, thread your needle, and find beauty in the chaos, one feral little critter at a time!