Age Is Irrelevant (Until You Hit 40!) (Coupons to Make Your Birthday Brighter)
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Product Details
Author:
Patrick Regan
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
104
Publisher:
Andrews McMeel Publishing (February 15, 2011)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9781449400675
ISBN-10:
1449400671
Weight:
4.48oz
Dimensions:
7" x 3.2" x 0.4"
Case Pack:
120
File:
Eloquence-SimonAMP_11012023_124421_onix21_Complete-20231101.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
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P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Pub Discount:
65
Overview
A great little gift for the middle-aged, featuring 50 hilarious coupons that highlight the joys (and the pains) of getting older.
Commemorate the specific milestone of going over the hill with over 50 hilarious coupons in Age is Irrelevant (Until You Hit 40!). Turning the big 4-0 can be stressful, and what better stress-release than a night of guilt-free snoring? Coupons entitle the bearer to have his or her I.D. checked when buying liquor, to borrow the reading glasses of an older or less vain acquaintance, to wear comfortable shoes for one day (fashion be damned), to permanently re-calibrate his or her "target weight," and much more. The convenient size and perforated pages also enable a gift giver to bestow birthday coupons individually by tucking them into a card, purse, or briefcase. Perfect for birthdays, and a great gift for anytime anyone is dealing with the midlife milestone!
Commemorate the specific milestone of going over the hill with over 50 hilarious coupons in Age is Irrelevant (Until You Hit 40!). Turning the big 4-0 can be stressful, and what better stress-release than a night of guilt-free snoring? Coupons entitle the bearer to have his or her I.D. checked when buying liquor, to borrow the reading glasses of an older or less vain acquaintance, to wear comfortable shoes for one day (fashion be damned), to permanently re-calibrate his or her "target weight," and much more. The convenient size and perforated pages also enable a gift giver to bestow birthday coupons individually by tucking them into a card, purse, or briefcase. Perfect for birthdays, and a great gift for anytime anyone is dealing with the midlife milestone!
