A Tiny Poop Dairy

TINY POOP DIARY – Because some thoughts just need a place to go. This hilariously unnecessary mini diary is dedicated to documenting your most… personal moments. Whether you’re tracking suspicious timing, questionable decisions, or just committing to the bit, this tiny journal turns bathroom humor into a full-blown record-keeping system. It’s weird, it’s gross, and it’s honestly kind of impressive. 

WHAT’S IN THE BOX – One tiny diary featuring a velvety hardbound cover and 112 gilded-edge pages—because even your worst ideas deserve a touch of class. Small enough to stay discreet, fancy enough to feel like a very important (and very unnecessary) log. 

POCKET-SIZED COMMITMENT – Perfect for keeping track of the untrackable. Toss it in your bag, keep it nearby, or gift it to someone who takes their routines way too seriously. It’s equal parts joke, curiosity, and conversation starter—just maybe not at dinner. 

ACTUAL GOOD GIFT IDEA – Ideal for gag gifts, stocking stuffers, white elephant exchanges, or anyone with a strong appreciation for immature humor. If they laugh at things they probably shouldn’t, this one’s for them. 

BRASS MONKEY – We’re that strange corner of the gift shop where retro kitsch and clever chaos live in harmony. Our stuff is smart, funny, and unapologetically weird—kind of like your group chat, but on shelves. At Brass Monkey, we make well-designed products with a side of snark. Because honestly, the world’s serious enough. Let’s make everyday stuff a little more fun.