A Rancher's Guide to Life
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Product Details
Author:
Texas Bix Bender
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
240
Publisher:
Gibbs Smith (March 5, 2019)
Imprint:
Gibbs Smith
Language:
English
Audience:
General/trade
ISBN-13:
9781423651741
ISBN-10:
142365174X
Weight:
8.8oz
Dimensions:
5" x 5" x 0.5"
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_04152026_P9959735_onix30-20260415.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$12.99
Pub Discount:
65
Series:
Western Humor
Case Pack:
40
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$10.00
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Overview
Quips and life advice from a prolific writer of western humor, Texas Bix Bender. Layers of meaning make this ranchman’s humor relative, from the stockyard to the stock market, from the bunkhouse to the watering hole.
Gems include:
Gems include:
- “For every mile of bad road you travel, there’s two miles of ditch you’re staying out of.”
- “If you look a gift horse in the mouth, you could lose a nose.”
- “Bulls seldom make passes at heifers with gases.”
- “Never play leapfrog with a bull.”
- “Life is like a cow pasture. It’s very hard to get through it without stepping in some unpleasant things.”
