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2027 Carpe F*cking Diem Planner (August 2026-December 2027)
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- 1-Color Imprint: $2.00 ea.
- Promo-Page Insert: $2.50 ea. (full-color printed, single-sided page)
- Belly-Band Wrap: $2.50 ea. (full-color printed)
- Set-Up Charge: $45 per decoration
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Product Details
Overview
Seize the f*cking day and get your sh*t together with this hilarious planner!
Packed with profanity and lots of swearing stickers for adults, this sarcastic and humorous carpe diem swear planner says it like it is while keeping you organized. Bursting with humorous inspiration and bold internals, this 2027 engagement calendar will help you laugh off the stress, get sh*t done, and (maybe) swearing will help! The perfect gifted organizer for any men or women in your life or to keep for yourself!
17-MONTH WEEKLY PLANNER (AUGUST 2026 - DECEMBER 2027)
- Four planner sticker sheets with over 325 funny and motivational swear word journal stickers for adults
- 6" x 8" planner with durable hardcover and double spiral wire-o binding for easy, lay-flat writing
- Elastic band closure
- Environmentally responsible, FSC certified and smudge-free paper
- Year at a glance
- Monthly and weekly spreads with ample writing space and "sh*t to remember" lists
- Notes pages
- Monthly goals pages
- Holidays and observances








