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Last Call at the 7-Eleven (Fine Dining at 2 a.M., the Search for Spandex People, and Other Reasons to Go on Living)
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Overview
"The country might be going to hell in a hand-basket, but don't close the garage doors and sit there with the engine running until you read this collection of sardonic, off-the-wall pieces on modern life by one of America’s best humorists. Described as ""another Dave Barry, only with a lot less going for him,"" Baltimore Sun columnist Kevin Cowherd sizzles as he tackles such loopy subjects as:-Larry King’s interview with God (""El Paso, Texas, you're on the air with the Almighty… ""-Fine dining at a 7-Eleven at 2 a.m. (""Moving briskly past the Test-Your-Blood-Pressure machine and the Hormel chili section, we arrive at the rack of Slim Jims."")-$20 million lottery winners who insist on keeping their jobs (""Oh yeah, I'll be back at Mr. Tire first thing in the morning."")-The joys of backyard wiffleball (""Wiffleball is for anyone willing to shrug off a full speed collision with a tool shed and six months of subsequent blackouts just to snare a grounder up the middle."")-Thanksgiving dinner with Howard Stern (""Yo, sweetie, pass the cranberry sauce. What are you, stupid? Only a friggin' moron would pass the mashed potatoes when I asked for the cranberry sauce."")-Modest people looking for love in the personals (""5-foot-9 guy with spare tire, bags under his eyes, not much of a chin, looks like your grocer, seeks woman."")."
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Product Details
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
229
Publisher:
Bancroft Press (November 1, 1995)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9780963537638
ISBN-10:
0963537636
Dimensions:
6" x 9"
Folder:
ATLAS
File:
ATLAS-AtlasBooks_08312016-20160831.xml
As low as:
$15.36
Publisher Identifier:
P-ATLAS
Discount Code:
A