The Funniest Santa Claus Stories Ever Told (150 Real-Life Misadventures from a Professional Kris Kringle)
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Product Details
Author:
Kevin Neary
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
136
Publisher:
Skyhorse (October 26, 2021)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9781510766075
ISBN-10:
1510766073
Dimensions:
5.5" x 8.25" x 0.4"
Case Pack:
20
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_09032026_P10573212_onix30_Complete-20260903.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$14.99
As low as:
$11.54
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Weight:
11.28oz
Audience:
General/trade
Pub Discount:
65
Imprint:
Skyhorse
Overview
Hilarious, true stories from a professional Santa Claus!
For the past twenty-five years, Kevin Neary has lived a double life. He even went as far as wearing a disguise and altering his appearance. Yes, it is true that during this time, he played the role of Santa Claus for a local department store.
In The Funniest Santa Claus Stories Ever Told, Neary describes his experiences working as Santa and the interactions with the clever children he encountered. Some of the many hilarious topics he discusses include:
For the past twenty-five years, Kevin Neary has lived a double life. He even went as far as wearing a disguise and altering his appearance. Yes, it is true that during this time, he played the role of Santa Claus for a local department store.
In The Funniest Santa Claus Stories Ever Told, Neary describes his experiences working as Santa and the interactions with the clever children he encountered. Some of the many hilarious topics he discusses include:
- Why Santa never introduces new reindeer to his crew.
- How Santa can enter the home when it has no chimney.
- Whether Santa’s sleigh has safety belts.
- How long Santa and Mrs. Claus have been married.
- And many others!
