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1,003 Great Things About Getting Older

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9780836226997
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Overview

Grandma Moses was old. Methuselah was old. Bob Hope was old. But boomers getting gray hairs and wrinkles? It can't be!

Aging has been a normal human condition since the dawn of humankind, but for the boundless boomer bulge hitting its thirties, forties, and fifties, giving aging angst a whole new meaning. In this hilarious book, well-known humor writers Lisa Birnbach, Ann Hodgman, Patricia Marx, and David Owen have brought together countless reasons for their maturing compatriots to look on the bright side of getting older. 1,003 Great Things About Getting Older will convince you that aging isn't so bad. Finally you can eat dinner at 4:00. Your Pineapple Pez Dispenser is worth $900. Chances grow smaller every year that you will die in childbirth. You'll learn about nonagenarians like the Delaney sisters, Henny Youngman, and Douglas Fairbanks, Jr., and the secrets of the very old (yogurt, scotch, and pain killers). All in all, the book is a compendium of humor, trivia and real information.

1,003 Great Things About Getting Older is a perfect feel-good gift to raise the spirits of anyone concerned about a few wrinkles or gray hairs.

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  • Product Details

    Author:
    Lisa Birnbach, Patricia Marx, Ann Hodgman
    Format:
    Paperback
    Pages:
    320
    Publisher:
    Andrews McMeel Publishing (June 1, 1997)
    Language:
    English
    ISBN-13:
    9780836226997
    ISBN-10:
    0836226992
    Weight:
    10.86oz
    Dimensions:
    4.8" x 6.1" x 1.1"
    Case Pack:
    56
    File:
    Eloquence-SimonAMP_11012017_005846_COMPLETE_onix21-20171101b.xml
    Folder:
    Eloquence
    As low as:
    $8.13
    List Price:
    $10.99
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